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please have me on your fucking podcast please i wanan be on your fucking pod cast so bad

this is not a FUCKING joke put me in your freaking internet joke show

this is not a FUCKING joke put me in your freaking internet joke show

please have me on your fucking podcast please i wanan be on your fucking pod cast so bad

looking like a fucking clown as i show up with tiny paints and brushes to a shooting range, realizing that it wasn’t john brown gunpla club

im so fucking upset that i have to bring back the floor shitting metaphor yet again

it's extremely fucked up that people haven't come to me to apologize for yelling at me when i was shitting on their floors. if they were truly looking for reconciliation, they would be reasonable and lower their voices and stop accusing me of shitting on the floor.

"i have a crush on you" no you dont youre a sonic fan you got a crush 40

thinking about the time one of my coworkers and i were on the microphones at work screaming CHOWDAH I REQUIRE and then laughing our asses off back and forth to each other because we knew we shouldnt say cock and ball torture at work

anyone know of any nickel free pronoun pins (or a place I could order custom printed ones maybe?) (boosts appreciate)

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DoubleShine

Welcome to DoubleShine, a quiet, Smash-focused instance for women and LGBT+ smashers! Contact @flowerygraves or @sapphixcalibur on Twitter for an invite.